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Saturday, January 15, 2011
9 perkataan dari Perempuan yg perlu Lelaki waspada....bahaye nie!
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Korang da kwn pompuan, aweks or isteri or pe2 gelaran yg korang rase nak bg la. So sepanjang korang kenal mereka yg bergelar pompuan nie korang penah da masalah komunikasi x dgn diaorg? Slalu slh fhm?
So kpd kaum laki sekalian, sini da tips skit or peringatan ketika anda berhadapan dgn pompuan. Tips nie tentang maksud sebenor perkataan2 yg pompuan slalu guna, so that korang xde la tafsir lain....nanti parah tue. So slamat mencuba...hehehe.
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to no 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to no 3.
p/s:
1. Kpd kaum pompuan sowi klu korang mrh ye, bace udah la ye....hehehe
2. Kpd kaum laki spread da message so that korang leh berhati2...so xde la nanti da yg kena tido d sofa ke or terpakse mkn nasi bungkus mamak lak....hehehe
3. Artikel nie just nak share je, xde kena mengena dgn sesape. If anda x mcm tue, so bgs la. Sharing is caring
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Ahha! tiada yang benar melainkan yang benar belaka!
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saya mengaku saya sebut kesemua perkataan tu.. ha3
haha
whatever it is
its almost correct!
setuju ! :)
setiap orang itu berbeza.. haha..
wah...nice nie...kne take note
ahaha..ade yg betul jugak nie..:-) thanks for da info..berguna untuk yg msih blum kahwin nie..hehe
yg slalu aku kena...FINE aduhai...
hahaa.. hebat2..
peerhh,,,hahhaa,,
xtahan tang "whate ever"
info yg berguna!thnx bro!
harap mengerti..haha
fine! haha
yeh, fine..whatever ah.. huhu
ok. after this, i won't say any words.
wahaahhaha~ ;p
facts!!
ok fine! haha...bull's eye!
haha.. its correct :)
whatever..HAHAHA~
tepat sekali! XD
FINE!
haha :D
baca jer haaa
perempuan ni bila marah memang menakutkan!huu..
P/s: nice sharing.. dah follow blog yang best nih..:)
u are right!!
hahahaha..setuju sgt2..
betol3x!! huhu
haha..sometimes it's true..ngehngeh.. :P
ada jugak lelaki yang sebut perkataan2 tu..hihii,
hahahah! sangat true. keh3
hehehehe... yela kan.. baru perasan nie.. sya pun slalu guna benda2 tersebut dan membawa maksud seperti yg dinyatakan.. kui3
thank 4 the sharing
perhh...slalu sgt dgr ayt2 ni...kn berjga2 da lps ni...hehehe...
ada yg btl.ada yg x.hehe
haha...yang 5 minutes tu paling momoy suka
"KATAK PURU boleh dimakan?
"ATTENTION kawan-kawan | Blogger ini DIKEHENDAKI !!
Boleh ker cara ni naikkan TRAFIK ?
hahaha...setuju sgt2....
mmg selalu wat cmni...
nk share jugak leh x???
Setuju gila tp ade yg x sedor2 jugek
owh..aku selalu cakap nothing..hehe
hahaha... sangat betul ye..
bini TP selalu jugak pakai ayat omputeh camtu.
hohohohoho.
Rase macam kebetulan bukan kesengajaan....
mmg best ! rase mcm nk curik aje nih...bolehkah sedara? :D nnti sy linkkan kat awak :) *mengharapppppppppppp dgn muke comel :p
so guys better u take note hehehe
huhuh.. test tengok kat awek..
kena alert nih :)
macam2 la..pandai ye..mane dpt info ni..hehe
datang membaca..heheh
haha . ada betul ada tak betul . tapi most of them betul lah . boys , jangan ambik remeh tau . hehe
surprisingly semuanya sgguh tepat. i even read each of them w a correct intonation. lol. tp yg part 'thanks a lot' tu sometimes we mean it sincerely. betul2 bterima kasih, not in a sarcastic way. :)