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Saturday, January 15, 2011

9 perkataan dari Perempuan yg perlu Lelaki waspada....bahaye nie!

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Korang da kwn pompuan, aweks or isteri or pe2 gelaran yg korang rase nak bg la. So sepanjang korang kenal mereka yg bergelar pompuan nie korang penah da masalah komunikasi x dgn diaorg? Slalu slh fhm?

So kpd kaum laki sekalian, sini da tips skit or peringatan ketika anda berhadapan dgn pompuan. Tips nie tentang maksud sebenor perkataan2 yg pompuan slalu guna, so that korang xde la tafsir lain....nanti parah tue. So slamat mencuba...hehehe.

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to no 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to no 3.

p/s:
1. Kpd kaum pompuan sowi klu korang mrh ye, bace udah la ye....hehehe
2. Kpd kaum laki spread da message so that korang leh berhati2...so xde la nanti da yg kena tido d sofa ke or terpakse mkn nasi bungkus mamak lak....hehehe
3. Artikel nie just nak share je, xde kena mengena dgn sesape. If anda x mcm tue, so bgs la. Sharing is caring

49 Kritikan pedas to “9 perkataan dari Perempuan yg perlu Lelaki waspada....bahaye nie!”

  • January 15, 2011 at 7:19 PM
    RedVixen says:

    Ahha! tiada yang benar melainkan yang benar belaka!

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    January 15, 2011 at 8:29 PM

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  • January 15, 2011 at 8:32 PM

    saya mengaku saya sebut kesemua perkataan tu.. ha3

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  • January 15, 2011 at 9:44 PM
    deeya_89 says:

    haha
    whatever it is
    its almost correct!

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  • January 15, 2011 at 9:59 PM
    fahiraferra says:

    setuju ! :)

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  • January 15, 2011 at 10:21 PM
    lynn angel says:

    setiap orang itu berbeza.. haha..

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  • January 15, 2011 at 10:47 PM
    eik`S noName says:

    wah...nice nie...kne take note

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  • January 16, 2011 at 12:04 AM
    Mr. TN_SkY says:

    ahaha..ade yg betul jugak nie..:-) thanks for da info..berguna untuk yg msih blum kahwin nie..hehe

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  • January 16, 2011 at 12:27 AM
    iniialahaku says:

    yg slalu aku kena...FINE aduhai...

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  • January 16, 2011 at 1:20 AM
    zacky ~786~ says:

    hahaa.. hebat2..

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  • January 16, 2011 at 3:06 AM

    peerhh,,,hahhaa,,

    xtahan tang "whate ever"

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  • January 16, 2011 at 7:54 AM
    padle says:

    info yg berguna!thnx bro!

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  • January 16, 2011 at 10:49 AM
    CEPET says:

    harap mengerti..haha

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  • January 16, 2011 at 10:52 AM
    sarah abadan says:

    fine! haha

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  • January 16, 2011 at 1:16 PM
    Mra Mastura says:

    yeh, fine..whatever ah.. huhu

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  • January 16, 2011 at 3:07 PM
    nunama says:

    ok. after this, i won't say any words.
    wahaahhaha~ ;p

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  • January 16, 2011 at 5:28 PM
    duan lang says:

    facts!!

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  • January 16, 2011 at 7:16 PM
    sYu's RaMLi says:

    ok fine! haha...bull's eye!

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  • January 16, 2011 at 8:42 PM
    fATia says:

    haha.. its correct :)

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  • January 16, 2011 at 9:04 PM
    kay yea says:

    whatever..HAHAHA~

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  • January 16, 2011 at 9:26 PM
    selipar biru says:

    tepat sekali! XD

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  • January 16, 2011 at 10:44 PM
    schaze zainn says:

    FINE!

    haha :D

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  • January 16, 2011 at 11:08 PM
    PuanBee says:

    baca jer haaa

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  • January 16, 2011 at 11:37 PM
    student says:

    perempuan ni bila marah memang menakutkan!huu..

    P/s: nice sharing.. dah follow blog yang best nih..:)

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  • January 17, 2011 at 1:21 AM
    DiNaZ says:

    u are right!!

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  • January 17, 2011 at 1:25 AM
    Cik Mimie says:

    hahahaha..setuju sgt2..

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  • January 17, 2011 at 3:21 AM

    betol3x!! huhu

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  • January 17, 2011 at 9:00 AM
    wawa azam says:

    haha..sometimes it's true..ngehngeh.. :P

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  • January 17, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    ada jugak lelaki yang sebut perkataan2 tu..hihii,

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  • January 17, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    hahahah! sangat true. keh3

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  • January 17, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    hehehehe... yela kan.. baru perasan nie.. sya pun slalu guna benda2 tersebut dan membawa maksud seperti yg dinyatakan.. kui3

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  • January 17, 2011 at 5:49 PM
    Syafiq Rosli says:

    thank 4 the sharing

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  • January 17, 2011 at 5:53 PM
    Shino says:

    perhh...slalu sgt dgr ayt2 ni...kn berjga2 da lps ni...hehehe...

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  • January 17, 2011 at 7:18 PM
    miss fatihah says:

    ada yg btl.ada yg x.hehe

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  • January 17, 2011 at 8:38 PM
    TeAqArH says:

    hahaha...setuju sgt2....
    mmg selalu wat cmni...
    nk share jugak leh x???

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  • January 17, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    Setuju gila tp ade yg x sedor2 jugek

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  • January 17, 2011 at 10:54 PM
    Cik Jannah says:

    owh..aku selalu cakap nothing..hehe

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  • January 17, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    hahaha... sangat betul ye..

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  • January 18, 2011 at 4:55 AM

    bini TP selalu jugak pakai ayat omputeh camtu.
    hohohohoho.

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  • January 18, 2011 at 9:36 AM
    Yuhaini Ayu says:

    Rase macam kebetulan bukan kesengajaan....

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  • January 18, 2011 at 11:42 AM
    luvYOU says:

    mmg best ! rase mcm nk curik aje nih...bolehkah sedara? :D nnti sy linkkan kat awak :) *mengharapppppppppppp dgn muke comel :p

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  • January 18, 2011 at 2:04 PM
    cik nur says:

    so guys better u take note hehehe

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  • January 18, 2011 at 3:05 PM
    mira_nas says:

    huhuh.. test tengok kat awek..

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  • January 18, 2011 at 6:10 PM
    Nurulezzah says:

    kena alert nih :)

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  • January 19, 2011 at 1:25 PM

    macam2 la..pandai ye..mane dpt info ni..hehe

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  • January 19, 2011 at 8:44 PM
    HonEyBuNNy says:

    datang membaca..heheh

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  • February 6, 2011 at 6:39 PM
    atiEy_[azHa] says:

    haha . ada betul ada tak betul . tapi most of them betul lah . boys , jangan ambik remeh tau . hehe

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  • February 11, 2011 at 7:52 PM
    TiMmiE says:

    surprisingly semuanya sgguh tepat. i even read each of them w a correct intonation. lol. tp yg part 'thanks a lot' tu sometimes we mean it sincerely. betul2 bterima kasih, not in a sarcastic way. :)

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