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Thursday, February 03, 2011

Kekasih Curang

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Nie paper metro tarikh bile ntah - Sumber pakcik Google

Da satu cite ni pasal satu pasangan kekasih yg saling sayang antara satu sama lain. Nak dijadikan cite, tibe2 satu hari tue diaorg terlibat dlm satu accident yg agak teruk la.

Si pompuan tue cedera teruk jgk, banyak darah hilang. So disebabkan terlampau cinta pd kekasih dia, laki nie pun derma la darah dia utk replace balik darah pompuan tue.

Selepas setahun, laki nie dpt tau yg pompuan tue curang pd dia coz dia ada laki lain. Laki tue dgn gentlemannye terus putuskan hubungan diaorg sambil berkata;

"Tak kenang budi punya pompuan! Bagi balik darah yang aku derma dulu!" Si pompuan yg sedang datang bulan tue dgn selambanya membaling KOTEXnya ke arah laki tue sambil berkata;

"NAH! Aku bayar darah ko balik ansur2 tiap2 bulan..."


p/s: Pengsan gak aku if dlm situasi mcm nie.....hehehehe. Pada sape2 yg xtau kotex tue pe sila google ye.

74 Kritikan pedas to “Kekasih Curang”

  • February 3, 2011 at 12:46 PM
    Nina Juliana says:

    hua hua hua memang haru biru dibuatnya.. 'pulangkan darah' easy payment bulan2.. dengan kotex.. hehehehe...

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  • February 3, 2011 at 2:17 PM
    syrupmasin says:

    hahaha..bole pulak macam tuh ;D

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  • February 3, 2011 at 6:47 PM
    TeAqArH says:

    hahaha..amek kau..
    byr ansurans lg tu

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  • February 3, 2011 at 8:22 PM
    mr_mrs mikko says:

    hahaha..
    lawak!

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  • February 3, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    Lawak ade Ngeri pon ade. :)

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  • February 3, 2011 at 9:22 PM
    ina says:

    hauhahuhauu.. klaka..

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  • February 3, 2011 at 10:13 PM
    LadyBird says:

    kasihan lelaki tu..
    sob3x..

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  • February 3, 2011 at 10:20 PM
    mia says:

    ahhahaaa..ini lawak tp serius ya..but nice sharing..msti muka lelaki tu abes pucat da kene baling dgn kotex..lalalaa

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  • February 3, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    HAHAHAHAHA !! mcm siall

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  • February 3, 2011 at 11:22 PM
    ila says:

    so,llaki nk cari kekasih cntik lg x?hehe..

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  • February 4, 2011 at 12:33 AM
    .ima. says:

    hahah penah dgr citer ni ! sengal jee :P

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  • February 4, 2011 at 2:44 AM

    haha padan muke sape yg kena tu. tula, berkira, dah bg mintak balik. sape suh buruk siku. haha

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  • February 4, 2011 at 3:35 AM
    muslim says:

    hahaha..ada jugak mcm ni punya tuntut..dpt juga darah tu..haha

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  • February 4, 2011 at 6:42 AM
    sarah abadan says:

    eee tak senonoh...laki dgn pompuan tu sama je tak senonoh...haha

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  • February 4, 2011 at 9:15 AM
    suichi says:

    hahaha...siap baling kotex tuu~~hehe

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  • February 4, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    hahaha..
    dasat2...
    kotex2.....

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  • February 4, 2011 at 10:31 AM
    Nurul uNaz says:

    : haha . disgusting ! is that a true story ?

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  • February 4, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    bongok tol..hahhahaha...dah la guna kotex..ayoyooyo...=="

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  • February 4, 2011 at 11:31 AM
    fara says:

    hahaha...mangile punye story!!
    love it!

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  • February 4, 2011 at 11:48 AM
    Epul says:

    hahahaha.. lawakakakka

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  • February 4, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    lawak.. haha

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  • February 4, 2011 at 12:33 PM
    annelida says:

    hahaha.boleh plak bayar ansur2 tiap2 bulan.kelakar.haha

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  • February 4, 2011 at 1:12 PM
    Miss Tatie says:

    hahahaha.... leh jugak jadi cmni eh

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  • February 4, 2011 at 1:41 PM
    Mra Mastura says:

    hahahaha

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  • February 4, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    okay . padan muka lelaki .mintak lagi.kelakar kot =) btw still euwww.hahahaha

    nice entry !

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  • February 4, 2011 at 2:12 PM
    alinac lover says:

    hahahha amik ko! hehehhe

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  • February 4, 2011 at 2:31 PM
    Piah Becok says:

    dulu masa belajar selalu dapat sms benda ni. tapi rasenye semua orang dah tahu apa itu kotex. kat tv banyak iklan kotex haha

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  • February 4, 2011 at 3:59 PM

    wahahahahaaa!
    mangkuk tingkap betol lahhhhh =D
    lawak....

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  • February 4, 2011 at 4:38 PM
    ieqa says:

    haha tak senonoh punye perangai!

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  • February 4, 2011 at 4:47 PM
    nonyy says:

    HHA . GELI PULAKKK .

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  • February 4, 2011 at 5:10 PM

    hahaha...mmg baguih dok ada

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  • February 4, 2011 at 5:26 PM
    Cik Mimie says:

    hahahaha..cam gampang je..kn da dapat darah tu..wee..

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  • February 4, 2011 at 5:32 PM
    NOOR FATIN says:

    hahaha memang bayar betol2 la tu..aahaha

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  • February 4, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    okay la.. dah bayar secara ansuran pun dah kira baik.. ha3

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  • February 4, 2011 at 6:15 PM
    pikapie says:

    hadoi. hadoiii. heheee

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  • February 4, 2011 at 6:20 PM
    Budak Chomot says:

    HAHA . sengal ! :DD

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  • February 4, 2011 at 7:26 PM
    chenta says:

    itula lelaki tu..sape suruh berkira sangat..heheheh..kan dah dapat balik "darah" dia! ^_^

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  • February 4, 2011 at 8:19 PM
    cik aied says:

    hahahahaha :D

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  • February 4, 2011 at 8:51 PM
    cik anna says:

    hahaa..sengal giler....
    mau jadi pontianak jap gi..

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  • February 4, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    haha..serius LOL

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  • February 4, 2011 at 11:03 PM
    Izz says:

    ade jugak mcm tu ye. haha

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  • February 4, 2011 at 11:32 PM
    Afiq Din says:

    ad gak org cm ni...
    ish3...

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  • February 4, 2011 at 11:55 PM
    JuanYuan says:

    LOL...aku ingat betol2 td..isk

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  • February 5, 2011 at 12:22 AM

    amik ko.. siap byr ansur2 lagi, hukk...

    latest en3: ~ tolong ingatkan aku ~

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  • February 5, 2011 at 12:31 AM
    Nurul Faezah says:

    hahahahahah! Bulan2 eh? hhaha

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  • February 5, 2011 at 1:14 AM
    MyAe HaNnAh says:

    terbaik la gurl tuh..=)

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  • February 5, 2011 at 1:23 AM
    emieysandra says:

    ehehe..lawak..;p

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  • February 5, 2011 at 1:35 AM
    Adda says:

    bengong gila pempuan tuh . haha :)

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  • February 5, 2011 at 1:52 AM
    DiNaZ says:

    iklan kotek kerr apa nie??hahaha

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  • February 5, 2011 at 11:27 AM
    Ai Ni.. says:

    ni dah byr ansur2 mesti ada riba sekali ni..huhu..lawak la pulak kesah ni...:D

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  • February 5, 2011 at 11:37 AM

    haha boleh pulak cam tu ye

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  • February 5, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    haha bongoknye :((

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  • February 5, 2011 at 3:43 PM
    Wan Gerrard says:

    lol..darah tu leh ganti ke? :P

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  • February 5, 2011 at 5:06 PM
    mira_nas says:

    yang haram tak akan berakhir dengan baik..haha.. sape suruh kapel

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  • February 5, 2011 at 5:26 PM
    wanacesh says:

    macam pernah dgr lawak nh,,cm siot je,,padn muka,,biasala tu cinta dtg dan pergi,,lainla kalo dh kahwin kn,,lalala,,,(-o-)

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  • February 5, 2011 at 6:45 PM

    hahaha..sengal punye pompuan,bg kotex plak...

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  • February 5, 2011 at 7:10 PM
    Clara says:

    hahha..
    ley plax cmtu..
    adoi..

    hak3..

    http://cerytara.blogspot.com/

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  • February 5, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    erk. sampai bila mau abes kalau lagu tuh. haha. :)

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  • February 5, 2011 at 8:35 PM
    misz FaTiN says:

    huhu.. suke hati die je ganti gitu..lawok,,lawok.. ;p


    Jom baca dan komen post terbaru MISZ FATIN boleh PERCAYE ke? RM6K bayar RM2K saja.T

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  • February 5, 2011 at 10:52 PM
    n!da says:

    ciss! pengotor punye pompwan.
    ta malu ke tunjuk darah kat orang laen.
    ~ xmarah. nasehat je. hohohoho

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  • February 5, 2011 at 10:54 PM
    bantalbucuk says:

    haha..memang dasyat la pompuan tu..sekurang2nya dia bayar tiap bulan jugak dari tak bayar langsung..haha ;p

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  • February 6, 2011 at 6:24 AM
    Mr. TN_SkY says:

    wakakakaka...laki tuh ckp la..ne leh..byr ansuran xboleh! haha :-p

    KENALI CIRI PENGIKUT DAJJAL, ADAKAH KITA?

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  • February 6, 2011 at 2:47 PM
    shadowz says:

    arghh!!.. tolong... penghisap darah... hehe

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  • February 6, 2011 at 6:42 PM
    atiEy_[azHa] says:

    hee~ pernah dapat ni kawan sent pakai sms . haha . sangat tak boleh blah . huhu

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  • February 6, 2011 at 8:27 PM

    drakula ape nak darah balik..haha!

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  • February 7, 2011 at 2:45 AM
    Arez Razin says:

    dgn kotex? haha damn!

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  • February 7, 2011 at 4:19 AM
    fami says:

    cantik tak kekal, tapi budi yang baik dibawa sampai mati~ =)

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  • February 7, 2011 at 7:50 AM
    Yuhaini Ayu says:

    x ikhlas...ngungkit plk. hehehe...

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  • February 7, 2011 at 2:45 PM
    cik nur says:

    dlu waktu skola slaloo dgr cerita mcm nie klakar jer tapi oke la kan bayar ansuran dari tak bayar lansung hahahahaha

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  • February 7, 2011 at 4:12 PM
    Hanis Azla says:

    ambik lah balik yer.. ha..ha..

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  • February 7, 2011 at 6:38 PM
    syuwai says:

    miahahahaaha...

    spechless! ketawa jak la

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  • February 8, 2011 at 6:27 PM
    Kayun says:

    rasa mcm geli..hoho

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  • February 9, 2011 at 2:44 PM
    Shidarina says:

    tu pompuan yg muka je cantek tapi otak senget!! bangang*

    kepada lelaki yang derma darah tu, mmg bagus ang tglkan dia, xyah syg pompuan cmtu

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  • February 10, 2011 at 12:50 AM
    maisarah says:

    haha. sumpa gelak guling guling. tak senonoh punya perangai. bole pulak nak bayar ansuran bulan2. haha. bul :D

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