Malam Pengantin...

Monday, January 10, 2011

Malam Pengantin...

Ditaip oleh Journey of Youth , pada 5:46 PM

Seorang lelaki bernama Ahmad yang baru saja menjalani malam pertama bersama isterinya, menceritakan tentang kemusykilannya kepada seorang kawan, Abu.

"Wah, gila sungguh! Ternyata memang betul la," ujar Ahmad. "Pe yg kita biase wat mase bujang, boleh berulang pada malam pengantin."

"Sebenarnya pe yg jadi semalam?" si Abu tanye nak tahu.

"Begini. Kau tau kan mase bujang aku suka melanggan perempuan."

"Ha ah...dah tue?"

"Nah, malam pengantin semalam, setelah selesai melakukan hubungan, tanpa sengaja aku terberi wang RM 100 pada isteri aku."

"Wah, gila kau nie!" Abu terperanjat. "Dah tue mcm mane? Isteri kau x marah ke?"

"Tue lah masalahnya," Ahmad menjawab. "Dia malah bagi balik pulangan wang RM 25 kat aku!"

Maksudnya..isteri dia pun penah dilanggan la..hehehe...padan lah...

p/s: Alahai terkantoi suda...hehehe

21 Kritikan pedas to “Malam Pengantin...”

January 10, 2011 at 5:51 PM

aZIEra itu aKu.... says:

huahuahua....

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January 10, 2011 at 6:31 PM

Anonymous says:

lelaki yang baik untuk perempuan yang baik...
nyahahaha

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January 10, 2011 at 7:00 PM

lini hasnan says:

ish ish ish..

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January 10, 2011 at 8:51 PM

citah bukan mazid says:

hikhik...klakar..

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January 10, 2011 at 8:54 PM

Raji and Yeen says:

hahaha jodoh2 =.="

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January 10, 2011 at 9:50 PM

Mayra Hilton says:

HAHAH.bongok betoi!

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January 10, 2011 at 10:22 PM

olen says:

hahah! lucu juga ni.. :P

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January 10, 2011 at 11:26 PM

Anonymous says:

kih..kih..sesuai depa 2 berkahwin

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January 10, 2011 at 11:41 PM

dyah16 ! says:

ahaha. bongoks la crita ni. lawak sungguh.

:D

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January 11, 2011 at 7:56 AM

CahayaCintaIlahi says:

muahahahaha

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January 11, 2011 at 8:39 AM

dwatyKNY says:

gilo mu....

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January 11, 2011 at 10:12 AM

Atiq says:

lelaki baik hanya untuk perempuan yang baik..begitu lah sebaliknya... :)

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January 11, 2011 at 10:29 AM

MiszCoMoT says:

ahahahaa...pdn muka...so jg dri bek2 kalau nak yg baik...ngeee

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January 11, 2011 at 10:36 AM

❤Nadhratul Basyirah Amirudin❤ says:

hahaha..mcm2..biasela kan..org yg bek untuk yg bek jugak!so padan sgt la tuh~

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January 11, 2011 at 11:19 AM

mOOn says:

hahaha.. 2 x 5 .. mmg patut pun dpt bini cam tuh..

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January 11, 2011 at 12:02 PM

dayah SnoW Heuka says:

adeke?? adehhhh haiii :P

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January 11, 2011 at 6:28 PM

♥LyNnDa♥ says:

ahakz...
sengal je kn..huhuhu =P

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January 12, 2011 at 3:48 AM

Mr.TN_SkY says:

wakakakaaka...dua2 sme je...

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January 13, 2011 at 1:35 AM

Shino says:

hahaha....da bace da yg ni..

ShinoXyuna

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January 15, 2011 at 7:08 AM

Sarah Abadan says:

hahaha...mengong punye manusia.. XD

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January 29, 2011 at 9:55 AM

Cikgu Armiza says:

ayooo...parah ni...

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